20 Big Nose Jokes Which Are Snot Funny Beano You could use it as a jet pack! your nose is so big that when you sneeze everyone runs for cover! your nose is so big it's got it's own centre of gravity! your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool people think it's a shark! an anteater walks into a bar. These jokes are snot funny! you think my nose is runny? it’s snot! lord nelsnot excelled at nasal academy…. he was great at tying snots! i remember when i was a toddler i had a snot problem…. it’s very nosetalgic! what’s the best book to read when you’ve got a runny nose? phlegmony snicket!.
20 Big Nose Jokes Which Are Snot Funny Beano Justin timberlake! which coffee is the most famous? ariana grande! which rapper never gets cold? cardi gan! which celeb is good at hairdressing? harry styles! what sort of holiday do celebs go on? a tom cruise!. 9. your nose is so big, it could eclipse the sun! 10. i heard your nose is so big, it has its own weather system! 11. your nose is so big, i bet if you stand too close to a candle, it’ll set off the smoke alarm! 12. if your nose was any bigger, you could charge tolls for people to walk around it! 13. An amputee. recommended: no arms no legs jokes. yo mama’s nose so big, she can smell a fart coming. yo mama’s nose is so big, when she lies down, it looks like the batcave. yo mama’s nose so big she makes pinocchio look like a cat! an anteater walks into a bar. Why was the nose sad? because it didn't get picked! why can't your nose be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! why don't snowmen like carrot cake? because it tastes like bogies! what did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells! what happened to the witch with an upside down nose?.
20 Big Nose Jokes Which Are Snot Funny Beano An amputee. recommended: no arms no legs jokes. yo mama’s nose so big, she can smell a fart coming. yo mama’s nose is so big, when she lies down, it looks like the batcave. yo mama’s nose so big she makes pinocchio look like a cat! an anteater walks into a bar. Why was the nose sad? because it didn't get picked! why can't your nose be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! why don't snowmen like carrot cake? because it tastes like bogies! what did one eye say to the other? between you and me, something smells! what happened to the witch with an upside down nose?. The pig could never mind its own business. it was known as the nosey porker. i was ill and told my dad i had a runny nose. he told me, “tell it to walk instead.”. my nephew’s doll had a broken nose. he was searching for new noses to put on. i told him that noses are made at the ol factory. If these jokes are just a bit too odd for you we completely understand. and we have lots of others for you to try! like these alien jokes, these toilet jokes, or even these "tell me some jokes"! but if you think you can survive 20 totally unfunny jokes then read on, biffo!.
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